We are live
from the “Pre-Fall Fashion Olympics.” We just saw that Uzbekistan sweep gold
in Breezy Scarf Releasing. Now we go to Vision Vase Breaking.
Here goes Portugal! Now, for this event, athletes
must carry a vase of flowers, but be suddenly stricken
by a crippling, debilitating premonition. Portugal, went with the roses? An expected choice for Portugal. Here we go. Seems like she sees chaos. Too broad of a stroke.
The judges will not like that. It appears someone’s…trapped? Yeah, okay,
who is it? – There’s a dagger under the pillow.
– Okay. – A pie in the oven.
– Yeah, but which kind? Four missed calls. This vision’s a mess. Looks like the girl would defend herself
with the knife from the intruder, but she won’t be able to escape
because if the oven catches on fire… Boy. “A terrible visión”. But impeccable breaking. When we return,
Calculated Shock. Competitors are read the will
of a dead wealthy relative, and must fake surprise
when they learn that the entire estate has been left in their name. Stay tuned. We’ll be right back
for the “Pre-Fall Fashion Olympics.” But for now watch this thing
about cereal. It’s 30 seconds. Phew!