Hi it’s MisterJDay You see that number here? It’s the total amount of views on the channel Troom Troom. (Around 9 billions as we release this video) Though, you might not know these videos, so let me have the pleasure to introduce you to them in this new episode of Random Reviews. Episode #5 – Troom Troom, DIYs from Hell Troom Troom is a Do It Yourself channel that teaches us many things. These summer ideas will make your lips even more beautiful. So. No. Watch our new video to figure out how to decorate your house with simple objects Anyways. Let’s start right now with “5 tips to sneak food in class” The teacher is not very happy about our little classroom picnic. Would you like a piece of apple? The famous technique of corrupting your teacher with a piece of apple Always works. You think it’s a color pencil box? Well yeah, it’s not that I think so, I KNOW so. Actually, no… Well yes! Let’s see what’s inside. Well, OK, nut even if there’s chocolate inside, it’s still a pencil box! We’ll need a color pencil box. But I said so since the beginning! So to sum it up, she shows you how to put chocolate inside. Even though I don’t advise trying that during heat waves. Uh…. No but, actually I can explain everything uh… Now, Troom Troom is going to show us how to eat Mc Donald’s food in class. Take a vivid notebook shaped like a box of fries or a cheeseburger. Mrs Lefranc wears glasses She thinks we brought McDonald’s products in Well, she should change glasses, because to think this is from McDonald’s, you have to be kidding me. We assure her it’s not it at all, it’s just our weird notebooks. While Mrs Lefranc is cleaning her glasses, we exchange our notebooks with actual food. And we get to the sentence that doesn’t sound right. And still, imagine if you didn’t know the context. You’re eating again? Oh right, THAT’S YOUR NOTEBOOKS. OK, now I think that… if she’s this dumb you can do absolutely anything. You’re eating again? Oh right, that’s your notebooks. The next tutorial consists in emptying and cleaning a marker to hide candy in it. It’s a place to hide my gummy bears. She likes the idea so much that she even left an empty marker for me. So here she just said that the marker was empty, she looks inside to really check, but shakes it anyways, in case gummy bears miraculously reproduced in the meantime. Ok, next tip. I successfully sneaked in some sausages during art class. No, but… Candies, why not… But why would you bring sausages to class? Fill it with one of your wrapped sausages; I like to eat sausages with sauce. A very practical tip to eat sausages discreetly during class! My friend is puzzled. Why did I take a sausage to class? Because you’re extremely weird? Here is a tip… There is modeling dough on one end, and chocolate bars on the other. So, if you feel like this technique is pretty simple, wait for the next one. Remove the pencil sharpener, put the candies in, put the sharpener and the lid back on. Great trick that explains us how to hide candies in a pencil sharpener. To hide candies in a pencil sharpener, you simply need to hide candies in a pencil sharpener. Hi, today I will show you how to open a yogurt: you open it… thank you for watching this tutorial After chocolate, fast food, gummy bears, sausages, milky ways and skittles, we have tic tacs, oreos, cheese… Smell it, there is cheese inside. Candies, bacon and cheddar, sour belts and pocky. Where I come from this is 13, but let me remind you that the video is called “5 tips to sneak in food to eat in class” Comments! 5 TIPS TO BE OBESE Chicken You. You waste *gibberish* killian I said theres a wassp and I open my bag there was alot of papers to eat But are you role? The procedure will minute me for sure! I scramed I am ungry and I took a pak of chips from my bag and a bottles of coke in *internet service provider* eat in class I put some chocolate in a modelin doh box is goods people seasoning eres my I put chocolate in my book plus it’s good as a bookmark I.. uh…. are you still alive is it that you are scription are free season 1 for free if you have a group if you have a group it’s free I mean voila your group that’s free well you can sign me in because my name is Amelie you live in what street what street I like precise answers, you’re not giving them. I cheated my teacher with a glue stick Okay. I tried putting cheese in my glue stick the teacher asked me to lend it to a classmate so they called my mom Ouch, hard blow for Guillaume. I didn’t succeed I have 1hour of detention but fine I love your video I pooped in raviolis I tryeid the sosage I got an apointment with my parent You was good before bitch Now that I’ve shown you an example of video, let’s talk about the channel itself. Basically, Troom Troom, it’s DIYs for kids, especially girls, with clickbait titles and eye-catching thumbnails, but it’s most of all a very opaque business. Hard to know who’s behind Troom Troom, the author(s) obviously don’t want their identity to be known. It would be logical that Troom Troom was owned by an American company that subcontracts their shootings in Ukraine, that’s at least what the Instagram account of one of the actresses suggests, then they actually dub it in dozens of languages In order to broadcast them on the Troom Troom channels of different countries. Thus, we can find the same tutorial on a French, American, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean or Portuguese channel. If your hobby… With the astronomical numbers generated by each of these channels, we can imagine that they’re getting some dough. Especially when we focus on the length of these videos: out of 315 episodes, 1.9% last less than 10 minutes, 1.27% last more than 13 mins, 3.17% between 12 and 13 mins, 17.14% between 11 and 12 minutes and MORE THAN 76% lasts between 10 and 11 mins. Knowing that in order to put lots of ads on your videos, they have to be at least 10 minutes long, and they don’t mind putting 4 of them on tutorials whose length is not random; and what’s great with kids is that most of the time they don’t have AdBlock. Ok kids, a few weeks ago it was Halloween, remember? So here’s a 10min05 long video to learn 6 tips about weird make up. Are you looking for the best way to scare your friends with Halloween coming? You see how they oversell the thing here? Prank them with terrifying DIY make up! OK, can we see an example of terrifying make up? …’kay… a terrifying accessory maybe? No, no.. that’s not scary at all, you’ll have to show me something else. s c a r e y o u r f r i e n d s
*unpopular radical journalist* Now sure, we can start scaring kids. Oh my god! What a terrifying color, IT’S SO SCARY! Yeah… Totally… Aaaah… Wow! Wow! I have never seen anything as scary! Ok, sure, we got it. So. How do we make this finger? Use the toothpick to transform the lipstick in a finger, draw the phalanx lines, Find the 10 differences! So, this might be difficult, since I can’t tell which one is the real finger. I took this bone in my make up pouch. We’ll need mascara and tons of hot glue! Great! Well well… let’s see how the process looks like. To make it look real, make round shapes of different sizes. Nice, this di… this bone. No no no Youtube, I haven’t done anything, leave me alone, please… plus I love money, and I release 1 video every 4 years Voila, and for those wondering, the bone once finished looks like that and the face of someone wondering how they ended up in a Troom Troom video looks like that! We decided to open the debate on a touchy question… about the end of life, and the right or not to die… dying, in dignity. And let’s go back to the comments But actually it’s quite important, because sometimes I show silly things, people who can’t spell, this kind of stuff… but sometimes there are some that are quite to the point, and break down the production industries like this one, and that’s what matters in commen Poop You suk so much Lol I’m jokin I loves you you is all so pretty I love you voice they are so pretty is soft I lovyou I said it 2464347 times but well its realy worthit if I sea you in real lyf I jump on you is I watchd all yours video with out miss one Really if you meet Youtubers in real life, don’t hesitate, jump on them, they all love it! Kan we put in the ovun yes or no?? Please! WTACH me troom troom FR It’s so unnfair becos you video 3 video or a ny video have nail Ingrown nail leads to skin inflammation due to the nail poking in the flesh. Hi! My name is Yllarice I’m 7 and I follow you on Youtube and I’m not okay But… that’s super sad! I’m gonna take a shower I want that when I come back I have some like I count on you Ouch, hard blow I preferred the finger lipstick it was super chic voila even if you’re English it’s okay But then if they are not English, is it okay or no? Yu ar descustink love it love it fggfgg love it lol love it lol love it love it I am Shayna I love the unicorn Let’s note that there is no unicorn in that video. Find the odd one among the four this one, this one, this one, this one like if you find It’s a flop, a terrible flop. You have lots of hot glue is it becos of Youtube Yeah, that’s the big problem with Youtube, they keep giving you hot glue, you don’t know what to do with it… I don’t like Halloween and for Halloween vacation, I went to Djerba, an island at the South of France I took the plane to go to Djerba, the plane from Luxembourg It was hot and we have fun, there was a pretty beach and great slide, bigs pool and a great hotel, great restaurants and great foods Stayed for a week, left on Sunday at noon and arrive on Sunday night Ok, let’s stop there with the comments, but I take the opportunity with this tutorial to note a little dubbing mistake. Remove the top part of your balm and make a hole in the CENTE. Okay so they just forgot a letter, no big deal, but what’s really annoying is those intonations being always the same Add the name of your mascara Close the bottom part On the pillow Genuine product And cosy To take a nap outside Along the sides Similar stuffing Will do the job Pale rose In the cap With the pillow Cardboard base Cardboard base Cardboard base Cardboard disc Cardboard disc Cardboard disc So, since you always feel like they make fun of people in their tutorials, this intonation on top of it really makes you want to die. Transparent plastic Full screen Top part Bottom part Inside Inside With a marker With a marker Summer essential Interesting proposal Able to fix it On the side Hot pink Hot pink Turn the fabric inside out Flatten the fabric Strip of fabric Fabric disc Stuffing on top Above Above Do on top So let’s watch a last video ; I could do more if I wanted because there are so many, it could lead to a 2nd episode or even YOU could review Troom Troom videos! There are people, even in France, who already talked about it, and it’s not hard to find things to say, knowing how much content there is. Anyways, let’s finish with “19 jokes for your morning routine” We prepared jokes you can make for your morning routine To wake up faster and be energized! Well, that’s great! Let’s go, we’ll be in a good mood and very DYNAMIC to face this beautiful day. …Pretty fall day. Here are Rouxy and Bleuette, they are best friends. Technique-wise, you can really see it’s botched up. Between the middle section not in the middle, and the video on the left poorly cut Imagine if the scenario was also bad, like if they were calling each other without talking They start their day as usual, calling each other to say hi. And I can imagine this girl being quite pretty, okay, but nobody wakes up with THIS face. Just… no. Use plastic clamps To attach a toilet paper roll in the middle. Yeah, like you go to the bathroom and your toilet paper is sealed. Haha… so funny… Who are the psychopaths doing that? And what happened to the toilet paper? It was tied and taken hostage. No but it’s… It’s totally what you think, actually. Take a plastic comb, run the cutter along the teeth in order to slightly cut them. Okay, so let me warn you, this tutorial should be called: “How to waste stuff” Well, because here it’s a comb, so it’s fine With such a comb, Rouxy won’t be able to do anything. Plus, she will have to be careful not to destroy her hair Here it’s the hair, it starts getting more annoying! Rouxy knows where Bleuette is hiding her vitamin pills; she will slightly change the contents of it Ah, careful! It’s starting to get dangerous! Put tic tacs inside instead. You can see them coming, the kids who’ll replace an important medicine with tic tacs? But they don’t dissolve this time because it’s tic tacs! We’re talking content watched by primary school students! By the way, when you’re a 2nd grade student, what do you drink in the morning? Bleuette brings coffee to her friend. Ah! Good cup of coffee to be energized all day long! And what is this kind of toast? Put toothpaste on a slice of bread, Place another slice on top to make a sandwich. Yes! Make kids eat toothpaste, I say Yes! Non dear, you’ll have to wait, my breakfast will be a surprise. And the time of Nuggets has come. Here is the question: In this plate, there is white chocolate, lemon and parsley, but Bleuette will make her friend believe it’s something else. Which believable and similar dish will she choose? Celery soup, it would be inconsistent A sunny-side up egg, it would be surprising Cauliflower soup, it would be disgusting Or fast food that looks like notebooks that look like fast food, it would be crazy I’ll let you play at home… 3,2,1 and let’s see the answer A fake and sugary egg is ready! Bleuette prepared a delicious sunny-side up egg. HOW, can you think THIS is a sunny-side up egg fucking shit. Open a tupperware And apply glue inside the lid. Remember when I told you this video was just a tutorial to show you how to break stuff? Close the box, sticking the lid on it The tupperware is stuck She can’t open it, so she throws it away. Here, it’s really: take an item, make it perfectly useless, and throw it. Take your friend’s Nintendo Switch Fill a bowl with lukewarm water Soak the console in the water for about 4 seconds and wipe it carefully This Nintendo Switch won’t work well now! So we throw it away. And when you think they destroyed all they could, they always find something more. Put lip balm in an empty cream container. Take a mascara wand out. Cut the wand with pliers. Bleuette makes holes in the socks and put them away. A thought for these socks… who had done nothing wrong. What a cruel world… We won’t forget These socks Gone in pain… But we won’t forget either Their brothers and sisters gone before them. Bleuette leaves, satisfied with her joke, but forgets her pair of scissors Big mistake! Rouxy has an evil plan. She will plant it in her neck in order to damage her cervical vertebrae and cause death! No, I’m joking, she will of course do that: Carefully cut the shirt’s buttons. Ok, let’s stop with a last tip I will hide her keys in her hood and let her search, until she finds them. Funny joke! Very funny jo ke! We’ll ask our 2 guinea-pigs to adapt this on their dad. Here you go, you’ll just need to make new keys That will be 325 euros please. Okay My wallet… I’ll also take her wallet. No, no worries, it’s not to lose it… just to break it. Now you can’t open your wallet. Rouxy can’t open her wallet, exactly when she needs to pay. So now, let’s go back to two little things we saw in the intro of our video, first, how are these tutorials going to help you with that? Wake you up faster and be energized I’m not sure that this gives you courage and energy in the morning And more than that, why is there a fucking Oreo in the thumbnail when you see none in the video? Typically a clickbait thumbnail, but let’s not talk about it more because “I consider that from a certain level of indignity it’s better not to talk more about it. The last comments It’s even more jokes know more what’s your name but you have red hair and it’s even more jokes I want would like I continue do more but more biggest biggest biggest in the world like for example exchange a character that looks like someone sleeping With the sox I. POOP Remember when I said that Troom Troom was targetting girls? Little example Like if U R a boy Like if U R a girl I will try to do a little prank on my sister rym it’ll be I take some eggs And I pain them in red and black and white and blue and I putt whiped cream I putt decorations she will think it’s an other Can you mak e a video about how to prrank your cousin It’s a very specific request… you have to make pranks… that ONLY work on your cousin SiB H eLlO roxy roxy hi I suggest you do the prank I call the crepes is that you cut and hide in a bot of tissues Here is my little prank: you make a tea for your friend but she won’t like it because you don’t but sugar That’s my joke. If you like it, give me likes Best tip EVER. And still, 9 likes! Little conclusion about Troom Troom, it’s really a video factory, actually it’s usually very similar tips, and it’s the amount of DIYs that vary. It’s really content that treats people like fools, but it WORKS. It works because even people who find it lame watch it, or even review it Anyways I had lots of fun discovering it, and I hope you liked this video To support me, you can share this video, subscribe, make a tea without sugar for your friend, etc See you next time for new adventures, BYE!